It's been a while since I last messed around with cults - haven't been to a Presbyterian service in simply ages* - but one in particular has captured my imagination. Some mysterious source** has started up a brand new Graeme Smyth Page on Facebook. For anyone who has ever encountered the man himself, they will already know the man was born to lead. And so the push is on to get the big man to stand. For something. Anything from traffic warden up, really. The nation needs to hear him speak.
Pledge your allegiance on the Facebook page, and the campaign have set targets for rewards. Already, a few different sets of 'propaganda' have appeared, and apparently a video message from the man himself may appear later in the week. GSmythFTW!
* This is a joke.