don't say that...

Let's be clear: I am in no way anti-semetic, and so what follows is entirely taken out of context compared to how my lovely other half (who is also not anti-semetic) said it; it's a very funny story, worthy of relation, but it's late at night and I can't be bothered.

Suffice to say, I just received an e-mail with the following attachment from Dave with the flattering subject, "You are the ONLY person on the internet ever to have said..."